As the festive seasons rolls around again, and you hang out your stocking in expectation, don’t you secretly wish that Santa would let rip with his naughty side, just for once?
A knitted jumper and some new slippers may be very practical but the chance for Santa to empty his sack in a far more spectacular fashion would make it a Christmas to really remember…
So this year, have a little whisper in the elves’ ears and send them packing to your favourite online adult store for some naughty but nice sex toys for Christmas.
Here are a few suggestions to get you started.
Putting the ooooh into ho, ho, ho
There’s nothing more guaranteed to get the party in the bedroom started than a vibrator, whether you’re celebrating Santa’s arrival on your own or with your lover.
The Rampant Rabbit is always popular but there’s a whole host of other vibrators which really hit the spot, and by this, we mean THE spot…the G-spot. Our G-spot vibrator is perfect for building a mind-blowing orgasm, and if you go for one with a clit stimulator too, you’ve hit the jackpot.
But don’t make the mistake of thinking vibrators are just for girls, guys can share in the fun too with male G-spot vibrators. Guaranteed to get you more excited than Rudolph in a shed full of carrots, male G-spot vibrators will literally make you explode at the sensation.
When it comes to giving gifts, hand-crafted goods offer that special something which simply can’t be bought.
So why not indulge in a ‘create your own sex kit’, guaranteed to provide you with a personalised sex toy that you know every inch of already.
Rosie and Paul from Walthamstow couldn’t wait until Christmas to try this out and said the kit was “…huge fun to do together but surprisingly sexy too; we couldn’t wait for it to dry to head to the bedroom”!
A great way to have some sensual fun while making it, why not enjoy testing it out together and see how it measures up alongside the real thing…
Paint the town Grey
If you’ve been aching to recreate those scenes from the Red Room since you devoured Fifty Shades of Grey, now’s your chance to show that you can be a very naughty girl indeed.
Fill your stocking with all the equipment you need to transform your bedroom into your very own sexy playroom, and take your pick from blindfolds, masks, handcuffs and restraints. If you want to take things even further, you could add whips, straps, nipple clamps and cock rings to your shopping list too.
Lisa from Newcastle admitted she ‘can’t wait’ to get her hands on the goodies that she’s asked Santa to bring her this year.
Santa needs your Christmas list to let him know exactly what you want in your stocking, so why not whisper in his ear all the things a naughty girl could wish for to make sure you have a season to remember.
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